Here’s a story:
Sometimes when I am really having to use the restroom I walk rather quickly. Occasionally when things get in an emergency mode (or I’m just being super impatient or feeling super efficient) I’ll begin loosening my belt and undoing my pants steps outside the stall. On very few occasions someone is already in the stall but they’re obscured from view (or I’m moving too quickly to notice).
The very worst is when someone is standing up and peeing inside a stall when I rush up behind them with my hands on my pants ready to drop them at a moment’s notice. I’m certain that looks very, very bad and I’m afraid that one day a large man will sock me one or have me arrested for attempted sexual assault. If that ever happens I know I can count on my friends to come through for me and attest to my character.